Spaz/Spastic

A unfriendly term to call someone idiotic. The term was derived from spasticity, a muscle problem which involves extreme reflex and weakened muscles.

You're a Spaz/Spastic
You're a Spastic Diplegia sufferer
You're a Retard
That's not cool dude :(

by Rydium July 24, 2010

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JackMaster Spaz

Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to.

That terminal dude is such a JackMaster Spaz.

by JackMaster Spaz January 12, 2004

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An abbreviation for the phrase 'literal spastic'. Usage cav vary depending on whether the subject is a temporary spastic, or, more common, if s/he is one by birth. It is polite to identify those who are normal, and those who are spastic. A litty spaz may be incapable of walking to the shop, they cannot articulate, and, more often than not, have no idea what they are doing at any particular moment. In general, their future is bleak.

'Look, mate, it's a litty spaz!'

by rupang March 13, 2009

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spaz muffin

a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.

Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"

by moosemily September 13, 2006

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