Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Sit your ass down and watch MAD TV for the rest of eternity! Muahahahahah!!!!!!"
by Hank McDizzleson January 18, 2009

by mogbrigb November 15, 2015

Guy #1: Did you see that new reality TV show on Fox last night?
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!
Guy #2: Uhh..no, it looked too gay. Besides, jumping off a skyscraper for 200 bucks isn't reality...IT'S A FUCKING GAME SHOW!
Guy #1: Survivor doesn't have that!
Guy #2: Survivor was an excuse of a TV show. They interviewed a bunch of fucks on nation TV, turned them against each other, and then gave the winner money. GAME. SHOW.
Guy #3: Yea, and besides, they starved themselves. We're doing a hella great job of making sure our youth aren't becoming anorexic or bulemic aren't we?
Guys #1&2: Where the fuck did you come from? How did you get in?? Get the fuck outta our house!
by Hextacy July 5, 2006

by stray April 16, 2004

Evolution of the word "news". Once "news" was about global events and noteworthy happenings. Now, "news" broadcasts are related to a crazy person's tweets and seeing which celebrity that he's fighting with now.
1: I was watching Trump TV the other day and heard Madonna making some ridiculous statements about blowing up the Whiskey Hotel.
2: Did you see on Trump TV that someone showed him how to make an "Executive Order" . Sources indicate that he's going to ban any language other than "American" .
2: Did you see on Trump TV that someone showed him how to make an "Executive Order" . Sources indicate that he's going to ban any language other than "American" .
by 500lbs ice cream enthusiast January 28, 2017

Steve decided to watch an entire TV series on Netflix. It's been a week, and he just stopped watching
by Nintendium-chan November 14, 2014

Any computer software seen on TV shows (such as NCIS or CSI) that can seamlessly and instantly connect different, unrelated systems that would never integrate in the real world to find an answer to a problem.
by Saw_Dusted October 28, 2010
