grease swipe

The smudge you get on your phone when scrolling or swiping after eating a greasy meal.

Wipe off your phone, man. I can see the grease swipe on it.

by nicole95j June 16, 2016

Swipe-Righter

A Tinder Application user who indiscriminately swipes right no matter what.

Jerry participates in swipe-righting as he sits with friends at the bar after work. Jerry is a swipe-righter because he engages in interpersonal conversation while he indiscriminately swipes right on Tinder without looking at the application. Jerry is know by his friends and associates to use the Tinder Application as swipe-righter

by Plbob October 25, 2018

sui-swipe

When you're sending hot nudes but accidentally send them to a family group chat.

I'm sorry grandma, I sui-swiped again. Those weren't for you.

by kkbb April 28, 2019

Blind Swipe

When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".

Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!

Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.

Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.

by acrobatcat September 27, 2012

mccarty swipe

When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.

by Qwerto25 June 26, 2016

Condom Swipe

The act of wraping a plastic bag over a debit card. The condom swipe is necessary after two to five tries of swiping a debit card through a machine that repeatedly declines the transaction.

(7-11 cashier 1)- four thirty five sir.
(customer)- on debit.
(7-11 cashier 1)- debit? *swipe... swipe... swipe...brushes card on uniform...swipe...
(7-11 cashier 2)- give it the condom swipe.

by Dusty Ballz October 19, 2010

My Swipe

The person you are currently dating that you met via a mobile dating app.

How did you two meet?

He's my swipe — we met on Tinder.

by fabianistheword November 27, 2016