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Gay-bate

A debate on who the biggest queer between straight friends.
Douchebag Brad and D-man gay-bate via email all day long. Example:
Brad "You know how I know your gay? You like hot man juice on your face."
D-man "You know how I know your gay? Cuz you shave your nuts and masturbate with a banana."
by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006
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Bates Boys

Being from the struggle land of sed buildings of Bates West or Bates. The original founders of Bateslandia are Cal Begin, Kevin Carr, Connor Kupcis, Brian Mullaney, and Austin Peak. These boys have lived through the struggle and moldy vents as well as indulging in the glorious Bates diner.
The moldy vents always got the Bates Boys sick.
by calbeegs333 November 20, 2021
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gang bate

a gang of 9 people attacking a single person
what do 9/10 people enjoy?

gang bate.
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master-Bates

a funny yet iconic nickname for someone with the last name “Bates” who has a good sense of humor.
ethan: “aye you know bates?”

marissa: “you mean master-Bates? yea i know her”
by sugardaddynumber7 December 14, 2020
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speed-bating

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.
by SarahShy January 6, 2008
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Ed Bates

A football-playing chicken who will often find comfort in watching videos on social media websites like youtube. He is a well-known and fairly popular character who enjoys drinking when among friends. He often feels threatened by his better-looking dog who he competes with for female mates.
by mikastanleythorstorm June 12, 2017
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maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.
Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.
by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015
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