a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Bam Bam here comes pam

A saying to describe the dramatic entrance of a plus-sized person, with reference to Pam from Brawl stars.

Dude: yooo look at her
You and dude: BAM BAM HERE COMES PAM!

by Ethxnol June 5, 2019

PAMS

Problem Averted by Moving Slow - To allow time to pass until a problem becomes irrelevant OR to procrastinate so effectively that the issue is overtaken by events.

Microsoft simply never got around to implementing those features like the documentation implied, so the security vulnerability simply never existed.

One of the most underrated cybersecurity tactics is PAMS. Let the compeditor find out all the ways it can go wrong first.

by DrydenMaker August 18, 2025

PAM

http s: / / sh or t u r l. at / nswHY
^ That is the history of PAM document (its around 2375 characters)

(you don't need to click the links but the definition thing only has 1500 character limit)

http s: / / sh or t u r l. at / aczL7
^ That is the PAM Handbook document (I have no idea how many characters that is)

Also it cannot contain links so that is why the links are all spaced out, just un-space out the links.

GLORY TO PAM!
Did you know that at the last month of PAM's life PAM actually had a massive inactivity wave?
PAM #1!
PAM is the best group on the surface!

by Rocky is gay, no he a fargtard December 26, 2023

Pam-monkey

Used as a filler word when you don’t know what word should go into the space in a sentence.

You should go grab... what’s that Pam-monkey thing called? The wrench.

by Pammonkeyking December 19, 2018

PAM

PAM stands for Passive Asian Male. These tend to be Asian men, who don't have the Cojones to approach women. Reasons for this may be, lack of confidence, social anxiety, small wiener, etc. The common trend seems to be a lack of self-esteem due to any of the reasons mentioned previously.

Hey Ethan! Go say "Hi" to her. Stop being such a PAM!

by jrkong July 25, 2018

PAM

A woman with no value outside of sexual intercourse with her. It's and acronym for Pussy Ass (or asshole) and Mouth.

"Bro, if you don't really like her, why do you go out with her."
"Bro, I can't stand her, but right now she's a PAM to me and it's better than using my hand."

by Snotty Pipping August 7, 2022