1-2 business days

The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?

Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*

by tastyresort July 16, 2019

lion king 1/2

a waste of time and money

"i watched lion king 1/2..."

by Pat and Brandon July 9, 2006

1+1+2+4+8+1+6+2+3+2+8+3+8+4+9+6+2+7+0+7+7+9+1+1+0+1+1+3+1+7+1+1+5+1+2+2

its a way of writing the number "127'
these arent random
some of you might notice a pattern
1+1 is 2 so you do
1+1+2 which is 4
1+1+2+4 = 8
1+1+2+4+8 + 16

when you get to 16 break it down to single digit and add them seperately so
1+1+2+4+"1+6"
you will get 23 so

1 + 1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + 1 + 6 + "2 + 3"
repeat
i suck at explaining things

did you know 1+1+2+4+8+1+6+2+3+2+8+3+8+4+9+6+2+7+0+7+7+9+1+1+0+1+1+3+1+7+1+1+5+1+2+2 is a way of writing 127

by cosmnik June 7, 2021

1, 2, 3, bounce

An emergency exclamation used to alert friends in the immediate area of the necessity to leave RIGHT NOW with no questions asked, usually because you have just comitted a crime or done something illegal or that you will be in very big trouble for. Like "bounce", only much MUCH more urgent.

"Dude, why did you call 1, 2, 3, bounce? I was getting ready to buy a manga."
"Because I puked all over some books in the C++ section."

You should never yell 1, 2, 3, bounce unless you really mean it.

by Codababy May 9, 2006

7 1/2 incher

The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !

Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."

by SexxyyKittyy(; November 29, 2010

1-2 punch

The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.

That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!

by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006

20 1/2 years

An awkward age where one is not legally suppose to drink, but one can buy cigs and super lotto tickets. This age is further iritating since it limits one's abilities to legally gamble. However, fake ID's that are well made can sometimes give entertainment relief.

Guy 1: Hey man let's take a road trip and party it up in Vegas.

Guy 2: I'm only 20 1/2 years old. Gotta a fake ID?

Guy 1: Got it covered bro.

Guy 2: cool.

by Lassie15 December 9, 2008