buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022

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Buying Tires

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.

Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!

by Winks99 May 4, 2019

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breast buy

a place i wish they had so i can buy great women with great tits

by Nick Bellanger August 7, 2003

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best buy

noun, The hellish fire-beast of corporate america that disolves childrens minds and brings horrifying amounts of debt to those who follow it. The only known remedy is suicide.

Derived from the famed "Beast of Buying"
A mythical Creature from the depth of hell sent to force those with weak constitutions to purchase items well beyond their price range.

see also: hell beast bargain burning flesh

Hey honey I'm going to Best Buy.

Look at all the great deals, here at Best Buy.

I love Best Buy.

Best Buy is Great.

Best Buy took my children from me because I bought a damn TV and the fine print on the contract said they could.

by z4x0r November 11, 2004

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