i putty you

Putty, to feel sorry for someone who cannot think for themselves putty

Timmy, I putty you for not learning the truth.

by Osokx7 January 14, 2019

I AM

The “I AM” is that which exists without conception of all else.

“‘I tell you the truth,’ Jesus answered, ‘before Abraham was born, I am”

by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 10, 2023

Schl i bd

schl i bd stands for school is bad

yea schl i bd right?

by Aberham Lincon September 8, 2020

Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.

Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2025

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

I On Run It.

A utterance that came from Melo telling a girl that he doesn't run his own Instagram account, so he couldn't necessarily follow her back.

Another definition, referenced her as an "ugly b*tch". When she comes of age she will be a 8.3. She is athletic, curvy, cute, carmel skin toned young woman.

Kim Kardashian replied, "I on run it." When asked about a specific Instagram posting.

by geeshivhunk April 16, 2023

I NEED to kms.

Unlike it is often used, this specific form is actually means good. When using this, you are expressing that you are so overjoyed that you don't know how to handle your emotions.

This artpiece is so good, I NEED to kms.

by stealballsrun November 14, 2023