Dirty Waffle tossing is the act of tossing Waffles at someone sexually and at the same time eating them. Requires both dirty waffle tossers to be nude {other Ways to enjoy dirty waffle tossing is to Be high while initiating the act of "Dirty waffle tossing" also Lesbians are allowed to dirty waffle toss but "Gay men" Are not allowed to due to the Need of breasts to squirt syrup on.
Lady 1: Hey Brian want to go Dirty Waffle tossing at your house!
Brian: Sure i would love to after i clean up all syrup on the floor from last time
lady 1: Okay well ll just wait here Cleaning my c*** of all this sticy syrup
Brian: Sure i would love to after i clean up all syrup on the floor from last time
lady 1: Okay well ll just wait here Cleaning my c*** of all this sticy syrup
by Brian Cote February 26, 2008
Get the Dirty Waffle Tossing mug.When you have doggy style sex with a female, you stick your finger in her ass, remove the finger, then stick the finger in her mouth.
I was having vigorous doggy style sex with Patti and I stuck my finger in her ass. Then I put it in her mouth and she sucked my finger like it was a dirty french fry
by Bubbles the Cat July 20, 2008
Get the dirty french fry mug.This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.
Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!
Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!
by Despy October 19, 2006
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Get the dirty harley edwards mug.Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.
by Ginger Barbarian. October 17, 2019
Get the doing a dirty malone mug.Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”
“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”
by David Beatty May 21, 2019
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