Pooping Out Shoestrings

To poop out thin stringy turds

"I was on the toilet for 10 minutes pooping out shoestrings"

by UltraBusGamePlayZ March 29, 2024

Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024

Fucked-Out

(adj.)
/ˈfʌkt-aʊt/
1. The state of being fully, thoroughly, and blissfully exhausted after intense intimacy, physically, emotionally, spiritually, or metaphysically wrecked in the best possible way.
2. A complete vibe; includes post-coital glow, limp limbs, and occasional thigh slapping.

“Bro, you okay?”
“Yeah, just properly fucked-out. She rode me like the last ferry outta Port Townsend.”

by Zoe Miyamoto September 18, 2025

Merp out

Verb. When frustration boils over into an explosive, unhinged rage fit, often with flailing, yelling, or dramatic storming off. Coined in family lore for those moments when logic checks out and pure chaos moves in.

Example: "The WiFi crapped out mid-stream, and I straight-up merped out—threw my controller like it owed me money."

Alternative: "Don't merp out over spilled coffee; it's just Tuesday."

by Bmiramon September 18, 2025

Byrnesed Out

Similar to burned out but specific to have spent too much time with wise cracking members of the Byrnes clan. Especially used by English Protestant when referring to the famous Irish Byrnes of Wicklow Co.

I’m Byrnesed Out after spending the day listening to their nonsensical blarney.

by Notfu2no September 20, 2025

To Mac Out

To go crazy on something or someone. You can use this on almost any action, eating, fighting, making out with your girl, or even acing a test.

Bruh I’m really bout to Mac out on you

I was maccin out on Felicia all night

I’m about Mac out on this burger

I macced out on that test

by Thenuthandler September 20, 2025

When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse

What is hope- its like dreaming of getting heard from godess who is so sacred to you yet you cursed her put allegation that non beleivers are getting boons and one who prayed only for one single glance everyday is not heard of, i haved asked for sorry for same instances n number of time and again repeat same mistake pls forgive my ignorance as i have lost my common sense in your love , pls i need to see love in your eyes and real smile on your face, once again pls forgive me

# When situation is not clear and you out of your overthinking make it futher worse
what is Hope

faith and love is

everything in nothing

by Devoteeofgodess September 21, 2025