His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.
by Cow_fr July 6, 2025
Get the Sexiest Man in the Universemug. 
One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl
Carl: u won do it.
Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018
Get the Ur mans uses comic sansmug. by fluffyboi7383647 January 1, 2021
Get the fat manmug. by the gay guy with a spoon April 6, 2022
Get the the sexiest man alivemug. They knows all of the lore; the lore of your life, life, and all of the observable universe. This entity harvests this power and thrives off of knowledge. They are said to create the word "lore", or everything. They are some cosmic being lurking the streets of Earth, absorbing the power of the complex being of a human. Speaking to this entity will drive you to insanity from the pure information you will absorb, like Black Bolt whispering in your ear, and will explode. Only some have reported to survive a face to face interaction with this thing.
Person 1: Hey do you know where the closest gas station is?
Lore Man: Ī̶̟ ̶͈̤͛͒ḱ̴̤͕̑n̶̳͎̂͝o ̠̪̓̓w̴̢̲̑ ͓̼̚a ͔́ḷ̵̗͊͑l ̉͊ͅ ̵̘͗̋o̴̠͝f̴͖̮́ ̹̮̉t̵͍̄h ̎͜e̶͉͐ ̴̻͈̑͠l̶̰̄o ̝͂ȓ̵̳̣e̴̟̰͒̓.̶̢̍ ̴͓̗̾I ͚̏̕t̵̢̛̄͜ ͖̻̀̈́i̵̭͍̚s ̲̗̓̚ ̶͎̈1̶͖̾.̴̘̂̕3 ̢͊7̵͕̠̈5̶̘̤̓̕4̴͙͋7̶̣͑ ̴͍͆̊m̶̫̎̔i̵̗̣̎l̵̮͗ē̶̡̻̾s ̗̇̈́ ̶̭̒̏n̴̺̠̑͗o̴̾́͜r̶̨̙͗͝t̶́̿͜h ͚̋ ͈̯̌͌f ͖̄r̶̦̞̚ö̵͖́͝m̶̊̃ͅ ̴̥̈́t ̨̰̊ḧ̶͖ͅi̶̩̠̇͌s ̡̩̋̂ ͓͊͌e̶͇͇̾x̵̹̲́̏a ̛̺c ̗̫̈́͒t ̣̿͠ ̴̳̾p̶͉͍͝o ̟̀s ̻̕͝i ̰̗̔̄t ͇̅͜i ͈͋ȯ̵̼͍n ̱͆͝. ̺̓ ̳̾̂T ͙̥̈́a ͔̒ķ̶͋̒e ̞́ ̴͉͗͝ͅt ̮̟̈̓h̶͇̲̎͊i ͕̻͠͝s ̼̂ ̶͚͍̈r̶̝̦̐͗o̵̱̜͛́ā̵̘d ͔̍̅ ̵̗̔̕a ̙͇͐͆n ̡͙̌d ̰̲̃̿ ̶̠̓͘t ̫̀u̶̟͒r̴͊̈́ͅń̵̦̐ ̵̦̲̈̓r̴̗̣̓́i̴͍̮̔̃g ̼̰̉h ̘̘̍t̵͕̓̕ ̵̖͛i̵̡̯̅̚n ̢̃̊ ̞̩̚.̴̧̖̕8 ͍́ͅ5 ͈̠͆4 ̯̥̇̈́6 ͎͂̆ ̨̭͆̈́m̶͈̽̚i̶̼̒l̶̛̥͜e̴̲̦̾̉s̵͈͉͒͠ ̶̳̓ä̶̧́͘n̴̰͉͐d̶̮̮͝ ̴̻̆̏ï̴̜t ͔̗̽̽ ̵͒ͅw ͚͓͌i̵̦̋̽l ̲͆l̴͎͝ ̵̣̔͌b ̒̐͜e ̢̌̈́ ̵̝̿̇t ͉̯̍͑o̶̹̐̅ ̶͈̐y ̜͉͋ȏ̶̞̟͝ú̵̬̳r̴̮̳̆ ̣̹̔͊l̴̨͈̂́e ̙̾f̶̛̪ͅt ̘͗͌. ̣̕
Person 1: *goes insane and explodes*
Lore Man: Į̶̛̹̝̯̱̘̜̦̻̮͗͗̚ ͍̟͌̃̈́͝g ̟͓̱̞͗u ̙̙̘̱̮̣͕́̋͌̈́̒̍̑͝ȩ̵̬͖͎̄̆͝s ̢̢̨̝̮͙̝͔͖̿̒́̈́̓̔ŝ̴̜̽̌͂ ̶̡͕̞͓̺̟̌̊̂͜͠͝͝ͅs ͔͓̭̻̹̤̞̪͉͗̎̌͂̉͜o ̫͙̦͈̋̔̋́̏̐͘͠͝m ̣̟̱̜̞̈̀́e ̰̯̬̹͓̭̺͙̔͗̔͛̀͐̕ͅ ̢͙̮͊m ͕͇̮̺̮̻͚̅̒̽̆̐͊o ̛̻͇̐̂̒r ̟͒ţ̴͂̓͊̚͝͝ȃ̶̹͚͓̍̆̈́͐̄l̶͍͂́̂̏̎̋̒s̴̬͛̇̋͋ ̵̧͓͚͕͓̳̲̳̏̓̒́̓̓͝͝j̶̨̞̫̙͖̭͇͋ͅu̶̻͚̺͓̐́͛͘s̴͈͈̰̮̮͈͓͎̏͂͒ţ̵̟̻͑ ̴̧̫͍̗̥͇͎̠̣̆̋͌͛͛̿͑̆̃͘͜c̶̡͙͚͉͒̔̅̊͋͋̎͒a̶̢͖̱̯̘͊̊͛͝ṋ̴̗͕̈́̌̌ ̶̨̥̝̭̥͙̦̯̫̭̉̽͗̾͝͠n ̣̈́̒̿̋ơ̶̖͕̦̭̗̜̳͉̯̒̈͊̋̿͜t̵̤̹̪̀̈́̊͆͛͊̈́ ̵̰͕̠̖̗͉̪̒̊̑̍͆̏̂h ̨̦̝̺͇̰͉̉̿͋̃͘a ͚͓͚̮͖͆̈̀͆̈́̍̎̕͝n̶̦̜̉̿d̶̩̩̰̈́̃̍̎̿͂̽̋̅ļ̶͓̜̙̞̬̤̱͊̆̀̇͌́́̽̚e̶̡̦̻̍́̑́͠ ̴̢̛̬̣̼̪̲̏̃̈́͑͊͂t ̠͐̊͐h ̨̥̮̜̫͔̮̬̪̎ë̵͙̜̫͔̳͙́͑̎͌͌̓́̾ ̨͍̙̑͋͑̃͂͒͌̕͠l ̬͔̺̦̱̗̙̣̌͠o̶̝̜͚̒̈́̂̂́̓̐̍̃͘ŗ̵̢͖̪̞̖͔̭̻̈̎͆̄́̄͌̑͝e ̙̦̹̓̅̆̅̋͐̕͠.̶̡͇̘̮͓̍́̏
Lore Man: Ī̶̟ ̶͈̤͛͒ḱ̴̤͕̑n̶̳͎̂͝o ̠̪̓̓w̴̢̲̑ ͓̼̚a ͔́ḷ̵̗͊͑l ̉͊ͅ ̵̘͗̋o̴̠͝f̴͖̮́ ̹̮̉t̵͍̄h ̎͜e̶͉͐ ̴̻͈̑͠l̶̰̄o ̝͂ȓ̵̳̣e̴̟̰͒̓.̶̢̍ ̴͓̗̾I ͚̏̕t̵̢̛̄͜ ͖̻̀̈́i̵̭͍̚s ̲̗̓̚ ̶͎̈1̶͖̾.̴̘̂̕3 ̢͊7̵͕̠̈5̶̘̤̓̕4̴͙͋7̶̣͑ ̴͍͆̊m̶̫̎̔i̵̗̣̎l̵̮͗ē̶̡̻̾s ̗̇̈́ ̶̭̒̏n̴̺̠̑͗o̴̾́͜r̶̨̙͗͝t̶́̿͜h ͚̋ ͈̯̌͌f ͖̄r̶̦̞̚ö̵͖́͝m̶̊̃ͅ ̴̥̈́t ̨̰̊ḧ̶͖ͅi̶̩̠̇͌s ̡̩̋̂ ͓͊͌e̶͇͇̾x̵̹̲́̏a ̛̺c ̗̫̈́͒t ̣̿͠ ̴̳̾p̶͉͍͝o ̟̀s ̻̕͝i ̰̗̔̄t ͇̅͜i ͈͋ȯ̵̼͍n ̱͆͝. ̺̓ ̳̾̂T ͙̥̈́a ͔̒ķ̶͋̒e ̞́ ̴͉͗͝ͅt ̮̟̈̓h̶͇̲̎͊i ͕̻͠͝s ̼̂ ̶͚͍̈r̶̝̦̐͗o̵̱̜͛́ā̵̘d ͔̍̅ ̵̗̔̕a ̙͇͐͆n ̡͙̌d ̰̲̃̿ ̶̠̓͘t ̫̀u̶̟͒r̴͊̈́ͅń̵̦̐ ̵̦̲̈̓r̴̗̣̓́i̴͍̮̔̃g ̼̰̉h ̘̘̍t̵͕̓̕ ̵̖͛i̵̡̯̅̚n ̢̃̊ ̞̩̚.̴̧̖̕8 ͍́ͅ5 ͈̠͆4 ̯̥̇̈́6 ͎͂̆ ̨̭͆̈́m̶͈̽̚i̶̼̒l̶̛̥͜e̴̲̦̾̉s̵͈͉͒͠ ̶̳̓ä̶̧́͘n̴̰͉͐d̶̮̮͝ ̴̻̆̏ï̴̜t ͔̗̽̽ ̵͒ͅw ͚͓͌i̵̦̋̽l ̲͆l̴͎͝ ̵̣̔͌b ̒̐͜e ̢̌̈́ ̵̝̿̇t ͉̯̍͑o̶̹̐̅ ̶͈̐y ̜͉͋ȏ̶̞̟͝ú̵̬̳r̴̮̳̆ ̣̹̔͊l̴̨͈̂́e ̙̾f̶̛̪ͅt ̘͗͌. ̣̕
Person 1: *goes insane and explodes*
Lore Man: Į̶̛̹̝̯̱̘̜̦̻̮͗͗̚ ͍̟͌̃̈́͝g ̟͓̱̞͗u ̙̙̘̱̮̣͕́̋͌̈́̒̍̑͝ȩ̵̬͖͎̄̆͝s ̢̢̨̝̮͙̝͔͖̿̒́̈́̓̔ŝ̴̜̽̌͂ ̶̡͕̞͓̺̟̌̊̂͜͠͝͝ͅs ͔͓̭̻̹̤̞̪͉͗̎̌͂̉͜o ̫͙̦͈̋̔̋́̏̐͘͠͝m ̣̟̱̜̞̈̀́e ̰̯̬̹͓̭̺͙̔͗̔͛̀͐̕ͅ ̢͙̮͊m ͕͇̮̺̮̻͚̅̒̽̆̐͊o ̛̻͇̐̂̒r ̟͒ţ̴͂̓͊̚͝͝ȃ̶̹͚͓̍̆̈́͐̄l̶͍͂́̂̏̎̋̒s̴̬͛̇̋͋ ̵̧͓͚͕͓̳̲̳̏̓̒́̓̓͝͝j̶̨̞̫̙͖̭͇͋ͅu̶̻͚̺͓̐́͛͘s̴͈͈̰̮̮͈͓͎̏͂͒ţ̵̟̻͑ ̴̧̫͍̗̥͇͎̠̣̆̋͌͛͛̿͑̆̃͘͜c̶̡͙͚͉͒̔̅̊͋͋̎͒a̶̢͖̱̯̘͊̊͛͝ṋ̴̗͕̈́̌̌ ̶̨̥̝̭̥͙̦̯̫̭̉̽͗̾͝͠n ̣̈́̒̿̋ơ̶̖͕̦̭̗̜̳͉̯̒̈͊̋̿͜t̵̤̹̪̀̈́̊͆͛͊̈́ ̵̰͕̠̖̗͉̪̒̊̑̍͆̏̂h ̨̦̝̺͇̰͉̉̿͋̃͘a ͚͓͚̮͖͆̈̀͆̈́̍̎̕͝n̶̦̜̉̿d̶̩̩̰̈́̃̍̎̿͂̽̋̅ļ̶͓̜̙̞̬̤̱͊̆̀̇͌́́̽̚e̶̡̦̻̍́̑́͠ ̴̢̛̬̣̼̪̲̏̃̈́͑͊͂t ̠͐̊͐h ̨̥̮̜̫͔̮̬̪̎ë̵͙̜̫͔̳͙́͑̎͌͌̓́̾ ̨͍̙̑͋͑̃͂͒͌̕͠l ̬͔̺̦̱̗̙̣̌͠o̶̝̜͚̒̈́̂̂́̓̐̍̃͘ŗ̵̢͖̪̞̖͔̭̻̈̎͆̄́̄͌̑͝e ̙̦̹̓̅̆̅̋͐̕͠.̶̡͇̘̮͓̍́̏
by idontfuckmen July 28, 2022
Get the Lore Manmug. While a guy is giving you head, another man cums from the back and gives you a rim job. Making you shit and cum at the same time
by Hair man lover May 4, 2021
Get the 3 man sandwichmug.