suck my dick nate

The stupidest Thing to ever say

Boy #1: suck my dick nate
Boy#2: fuck you

by Vvgb January 7, 2017

A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021

Break Yo Dick Thick

When the ass is so big and you are afraid to get under it.

Can be abbreviated, “BYDT”

Person 1: “Dude check out that ass!”

Person 2: “Bruh that shit is Break Yo Dick Thick!”

by newtons_laws August 15, 2022

slurp that dick till it cum

lyric from the hit song vagina

ashley can slurp that dick till it cum

by catlover42069 May 11, 2022

Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022

big bag of floppy dicks

When something is a big bag of floppy dicks, it's lame and disappointing.

Well, that's just a big bag of floppy dicks.

by Daniel Woolf January 14, 2008

Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011