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Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
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blow a sissy out

When a Straight man ejaculates all over and everywhere from receiving oral sex from a gay man.
I’m so horny I might go blow a sissy out on the low.
by Str8great August 30, 2022
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Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.
Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊
by spuncer December 8, 2020
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to out someone

To force someone to come out as lgbtq or otherwise make their sexuality/gender publicly known
its not cool to out someone dude. they could get hurt if they arent in an accepting environment.
by trashgoblin12 February 9, 2020
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out of forks

When the number of forks is no longer adequate.
I used all my forks now I'm out of forks. Well, this is going to be a terrible porno.
by notwellatal May 11, 2020
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punch their fins out

Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.

Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.
These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.
by XXXandBEER September 8, 2021
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