Aqua Man

Getting a blowjob in the shower, then blowing your load on the loofah and making the other person wash their body with it.

She will need more than water to clean her up after I gave her that epic Aqua Man.

by Chadrip65 March 29, 2016

Man

A miserable little pile of secrets.

What is a man?

by Bourgly May 5, 2021

the chicken man cometh

When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.

"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.

by Nygoutlaw March 5, 2014

man

people that think they are better than everyone because they have a penis

‘can you believe what that man just said to me’

by hdbdajdb August 10, 2021

dick man

when you feel like your a dick

Me: im a dick man

Friend: what

Me: its when you feel like a dick

Friend: oh... ok

by Minecraft gamer 123 May 23, 2020

National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022

Podium Man

The man that stole the Speaker’s Podium from the US Capital building and put it for sale for $14k on EBay.

Person 1: “aye did you hear Podium Man got arrested?”
Person 2: “Did anyone buy the podium at least?”

by MakoTheArmenian January 10, 2021