Dirty Creme Egg

The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.

John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.

by The Knickerless Bandirt April 6, 2013

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dirty salt shaker

Dipping your anus over your girls face while she's laying down and allowing her tongue to enter the anal cavity

"Me and my girl did the most ultimate dirty salt shaker"

by The tang slang November 6, 2017

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Dirty Sanchez

Everyone is wrong it's when a male and female are having anal sex and when the guy pulls his dick out and there is shit on it

Victor:Dude BJ last night i was having anal sex with my girl and when i pulled out there was shit on my dick

BJ:Awwwww dude she gave you a dirty sanchez

by CHS_VictorN and BradW January 7, 2011

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A dirty Traci is when someone drops a dirty bassline stinker and you let them shit in your hands while you skank and sing if necessary. If things get start to get fruity it is known that the show must go on and you must skank for the rest of the evening while having sex.

Hey do you fancy that dirty Traci again tonight? Last time was rad

by KatieKarma April 15, 2020

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dirty hoe ridin

banging them hoes uh uh uh uh

i was dirty hoe ridin in the bed last night

by bob jik October 12, 2004

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Dirty Ice Cream

Taking something good and making it undesirable, such as putting dirt on ice cream.

I went on a first date with this girl and she was pretty hot and really funny, but half-way through she asked me if I would ever consider asking her to marry me. Talk about dirty ice cream.

by Kunchkunch July 30, 2010

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