Sexiest Man in the Universe

His name is George, he has hints of red in his hair when he’s under the sun, and he is a giraffe. He is totally unaware of how amazing and sexy he is, but that just makes him 10x sexier. He has the most soothing, sexy voice. And he is perfect. In Alpaca’s eyes. Rumour has it he is taken so all the girls should not even try.

Oh look he’s the sexiest man in the universe it must be Spider Giraffe.

by Cow_fr July 6, 2025

Man of the Streets

A hobo

I just walked by a Man of the Streets this morning. He was very filthy

by CuppaDoe June 24, 2024

Man cup

Tall drink of sexy ass man 😏

He looks like a man cup tonight

by Ck_kc January 3, 2021

fat man

it’s a horrible movie that you should never watch

very confusing and racist fat man was very rude to Mr. clause

by fluffyboi7383647 January 1, 2021

3 man sandwich

While a guy is giving you head, another man cums from the back and gives you a rim job. Making you shit and cum at the same time

Last night I passed out from a 3 man sandwich

by Hair man lover May 4, 2021

The Crab Man

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.

Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!

by Themethking September 25, 2018

E-MAN

A superman name short for elijah but with Man at the end.

OMG are you E-Man

by Bigislandgrown!# October 18, 2019