Tim-“Bro, did you hear how Johnny crossed out at the party last night?”
Perry-“Yeah dude, he threw up everywhere and passed out in the oven!”
Perry-“Yeah dude, he threw up everywhere and passed out in the oven!”
by Aids4tw August 27, 2022

1. "Hey we are going to hangout with Thomas, wanna come?"
We are going to get high, wanna join?
2. "Are you hanging out with Thomas?"
Are you high?
We are going to get high, wanna join?
2. "Are you hanging out with Thomas?"
Are you high?
by Prof. Robert November 18, 2019

When someone is addicted to Fentanyl (nicknamed ‘down’ ) and they basically disappear from public view.
by anonymous January 27, 2024

John and Garrett was talkin out they neck, said they would beat the shit outta Harry. They gon get them asses beat tho.
by Zurbo March 26, 2019

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.
Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

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Hym "Guys. Guys. You have to consider the FACT that the guy saying 'I'll figure it out' COULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT I DID IN A MILLION-BILLION YEARS. Really! You're cheating off my homework and then deluding yourself into believing that YOU are the one doing that."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025

by anonymous December 19, 2023
