i see da bae

MAN1: Why do you always insist on hitting on girls who have boyfriends twice our size?
MAN2: I can't help the way I feel.
MAN2: When I see da bae. I go after da bae.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

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I

Usually an amazingly beautiful girl with dark hair and eyes and pale skin like Snow White! But her hair is quite long. She has an amazing sense of humour and a tender heart. You want to have an Ida with you as a friend or girlfriend depending on who you are. Don't try and play tricks on an Ida. She's a clever girl who will trick YOU back one day. Be careful. Is kinda lonely and rejected by her friends but has one friend that stands out. Some guys may find this hot though, you really have to get to know an Ida to appreciate her inner beauty and outer.

Thomas: So, what are you reading?
Ida: Oh, one of my favourite books. I've read it before. I'll lend it to you if you want!

SUCH AN IDA

Ida Lilly

by mazetrialsfangirl March 27, 2015

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I

Flashes from the past…
Which one’s to you see…
The knees?
I have an idea for your knees:)
Use them to run to me…
Happy I would be…

What can you do?
Ideas do you need?
I can come up with plenty…
For you and me…

I am beyond thrilled with my yes…
Although they don’t believe me…

by Just a girl with 💔 November 13, 2023

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The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.

The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

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