The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.

The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

I da MAN!" = "Little Man

Sarcastic compariSON of a virile stud's chest-pounding celebration at having successfully "scored" wif a hot chick, but then having to deal wif da "pitter-patter of little feet" if said glorious union produces a "tiny-male result" --- i.e., a "stud junior".

In da alternate "hill-ascending duo" poem, it's stated dat "Silly Jill forgot her pill"; I guess dat she forgot a condom, as well, since da "I da MAN!" = "Little Man" equation certainly applied in their case.

by QuacksO December 7, 2025

Butt Man (2 man)

when u go on a 2 man and u get any type of play like cracking, head, or getting jerked off.

went on a Butt Man (2 Man) with my friends

by taintking456 December 7, 2025

G-man

Slang for ghetto man

Slow your roll G-man

by Hartlife December 10, 2025

man whore

anyone named dylan matthew sullivan

dylan is such a man whore

by suckmywang.com December 10, 2025

Man Biddies

Men who have biceps that look like man biddies that I can bury my head in are real men-Fujoshi102

Dangggg he has some man biddies on him!

by Fujoshi102 December 11, 2025

Spider-Man

You take two long pieces of rope or a belt, wrap them around your partner(s) waist. Then you have the two ropes connected on each side of their hip coming back like a sled. Like Santa’s sleigh. Then, you grab the rope on each side and put your hips back and as you rip them towards you by the ropes, you’re standing 5 to 10 feet away. Thrust your hips forward. High risk, high reward. You insert in? Both of you nut immediately. Miss? pain or your dick is broken.

Man, I gave that girl the MEANEST Spider-Man last night.

by Slamjammaamram December 15, 2025