man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024

Chasing a bald man

Beating your meat, masturbating

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!

by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022

Man baby

A grown ass man who still lives w his parents and sponges off them not paying any bills.

Travis is a man baby cause he's 30 and still lives with daddy..

by Bobett Hard April 24, 2020

kool aid man

a god of almost unlimited power that can travel through dimensions. can only be destroyed by shaggy at infinity percent power

"the rip in space time was made by kool aid man"

by koolaidman_real November 15, 2019

garbage can man

A Code word for dead man found in dumpster and is used mainly by law enforcement agencies call in Northern CA.

What can stink up the dumpster behind a New Star Portrait? The Garbage can man can.

by Arsonea La Mancha August 30, 2010

MAN-IMAL

Above expectations, a beastly happening

I got a 5 kdr! MAN-IMAL!

by jPOW August 9, 2009

Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.

Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.

by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020