i touch myself

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oh well, I touch myself

by anna15515551 January 16, 2024

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i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

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i love skibidi toilet

did you know that if you wake up at 3am and go to the kitchen and scream, "I LOVE SKIBIDI TOILET!!!", 1000 times, a mysterious figure called "ur mom" will absolutely beat the shit out of you

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by average zackdfilms be like November 9, 2025

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i dond dog

"I dond dog" is a word used by the phat thicc YouTuber Anomaly who recently fucked his dad, and just tweeted "i didnt fuck my papa. i didnt cum on my papa. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my papa."

Papanomaly Hi son, im home.
Anomaly **hiding**
Papanomaly Let's fuck right away!!
Anomaly No, i just lost 1 million subscribers in 24 hours, i dond dog any more!
Papanomaly NONI?!!?!?!

by hiddeNcs May 15, 2019

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Once in a lifetime…
For a blessed few…
To feel love like this…
Lucky I am…
To feel this love for you!!!

Days, months, and even years…
My love for you…
Is always here!!!!

Dreaming of the days…
In your arms I make my way…
And forever and ever…
Here I stay ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 October 5, 2024

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