Your mom

.fat

.Your mom is fat and that's just the truth of it, buster

by Gurd Tothhood October 6, 2020

your mom

Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.

Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom

by yamooni January 24, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Your mom

A she beast of a human who eats the souls of innocent little kids

Hello perso your mom

by Hdjssssss September 20, 2019

Your mom

Your mom, telling someone your mom's gay

Your mom hahahahaha

by Kloutgod manegment November 28, 2020

Your mom

A 1rst grade comeback that only children 2 and up use. If you still use it, your a gay little bitch

“HEY YOUR A IDIOT” “your mom”

by Iatecrapwhatyougonnado November 23, 2020

your mom

a parent for their son or daughter

your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter

by ily.cartii April 14, 2023