Indiana State University 

A public university in Terre Haute, Indiana that is usually one's back up school to their back up school. No true academic reputation like the other public schools in Indiana. The only people who will go here are those who never tried in high school, causing them to be rejected by Purdue, IU and Ball State, or college drop outs. Hence why it's acronym, ISU, truly means "I Screwed Up."

Random guy: "Where do you go to school?"
Indiana State University student: "I use to go to Purdue, but I couldn't handle it and dropped out, so now I'm at ISU."
Random guy: "What's ISU?"
ISU Student: "I Screwed Up"

Indiana State University by that guy 21 June 14, 2011

Union University 

A ridiculous, over-religious school located in Jackson, TN. Students aren't allowed to be in nightclubs, bars, or near alcohol. If pictures of such activity are found a student's Facebook, they are disciplined. One of the ten parts of the application for incoming students is the question, "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?" And they pay for soccer players to come from other countries to play on their team.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about those Union University girls?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, bunch of prudes."
Guy 1: "I heard a girl that graduated in 1986 is STILL a virgin."

Average Guy: "Do you wanna come back to my place?"
Union Girl: "No thank you, I have to go read my bible some more."

Union University by LU-Student January 6, 2008

Georgia State University 

A large urban university located in Atlanta, Georgia. The school is located right next to Grady Memorial hospital and underground atlanta.

In 2012, the school is the fastest growing sugar baby college in the nation so much so that Drake mentioned GSU in his song HYFR. The smell of cheap girls, rachetness, marijuana and bad beer from Green's can never be erased. The school claims to be a research university but barely has enough money to cover their population's computer use. GSU is known to be an unofficial public HBCU sponsoring many events with Clark Atlanta, Morehouse and other HBCUs. GSU got its Panther mascot from Clark Atlanta University.

GSU is also a hub for post-bacc students who want to go back to school. The school is primarily a commuter school. As tuition continues to go up and up the number of students able to afford to live on campus goes down and down.

The school traces its strong African American roots from rapper Ludacris who attended GSU(but didn't graduate)

GSU started out as a night school but has transformed into a night university. The school has a rivalry with Georgia Southern University.

Every night club in Atlanta would be out of business without Georgia State students.

Yo where are you going to college?"

"I didn't get in to UGA or Georiga Tech. I have to go to Georgia State University."

"I'm so sorry, but at least they have football?"

"Yeah, too bad they have lost every season they have been in existence and get worse every year."

"Oh yeah. At least they have dorms?"

"Yeah, too bad the dorms are really just old hotels converted into housing complexes. Most of them look like jail cells."

"Oh that's true. Well, at least if you ever get shot the hospital is right there?"

"Yeah I guess you're right! Go panthers!"

Georgia State University by BobMarleyMon February 16, 2013

Florida State University 

A shitty school where all you have to do is be on an athletic team to get immunity from arrest.

Jameis Winston goes to Florida State University, so he won't be arrested for shoplifting or rape.

Florida State University by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets 

A small group of people who are ignorant enough to get hazed every day and follow mind-numbingly pointless rules such as not walking on grass, unless a senior; having to run to the end of halls out of their way to greet upperclassmen; and basically subjecting themselves to whats been called by a former major general from West Point, "more cruel and unorthodox practices than what is accepted at the Military Academy, or in any Armed Service Branch"

"The Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets... a place where freshman thru juniors put up with crap just to have 'privileges' I've had since I first got here, and the right to wear ugly boots that cost over $1000"

Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets by former corps freshman December 28, 2007

ross university

aka DeVry Medical School. place you go to when your mcat is so low that no med school will take you.

dominica - home of the highest crime rate :)

- hey man i got into Med school!
-- oh yeah which one?
- Ross university!
-- you mean DeVry haha good luck getting a residency!

ross university by pplejuice April 2, 2009

Michigan State University 

Where summer barbeques involve Wolverines. The reason they are extinct in Michigan is because they've been hunted by Spartans.

U of M fans will knock the education, but 90% of them didn't attend college and got their gear at Wal-Mart. They tend to be overweight, diabetic, ugly, and speel lik thise. If you're a guy, you can't help but walk around with a boner because there are so many hotties walking around. Beware - STDs are rampant, but this a case at many universities. Just wrap your junk with a garbage bag or an entire roll of Cling Wrap and you'll be fine.

The best university in the state of Michigan! Anyone that says different didn't even graduate from high school. Appalachian State, anyone? Didn't think so.

hockey Final Fours MSU East Lansing Spartans hot women big boobies not U of M Wolverines taste great Michigan State University

Michigan State University by lolredwings June 14, 2011