Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.

Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

The Captain Underpants

When you grab your mates thong and put it on your head back to front. Then proclaim very loudly in front of your one night stand “CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS” before proceeding to snort like a pig in their ear.

Ruairi wanted to try the Captain Underpants but thought it may be inappropriate considering his lack of a sexual partner.

by FarticusMcFartFace November 27, 2023

captain upper decker

One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess

Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away

by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023