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Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.
by Nihlus November 21, 2010
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This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!
Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!
by benco555 April 14, 2019
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Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009
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Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
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Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp
Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now
by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020
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Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.
Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.
“Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor
by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
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