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Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
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Red Card

A union membership card typically associated with radical socialist, anarchist, and other left-wing labor organizations, particularly with the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW).
Bands of police boarded the train, searched the passengers, and if they found red cards in their wallets, arrested them.
by firesofindustry October 28, 2020
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Nut November Card

Gained if you not doing/watching anything related to sex for the past 20 days
"Yo wtf bro? Did you just lost NNN?"

"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating for the past 20 days
by Looink November 2, 2020
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Yellow Card

A tackle committed by Conor McArthur on 31/10/2020 which was somehow awarded as a red card. Never before has this been a red card, as it is in fact a yellow card.
"Did you see that tackle Conor made?" - Person 1
"Yeah it was a pretty good tackle wasn't it" - Person 2
"But did you know somehow they gave a red card for it??" - Person 1
"Thats crazyyyy, it was defs a yellow card if anything" - Person 2
by CorrectMan100 November 5, 2020
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Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta November 11, 2012
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Card Thumping

Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.
Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.
by allley June 22, 2012
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