salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

Salty

You

I am salty
I like salty people
I will become salty one day!
I’ll try my best to be salty
You are salty

by Sunakochan! July 16, 2019

Salty Bullshit

When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.

Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.

by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017

salty salutation

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive

As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.

by von groovy August 7, 2024

Salty dog

When a man receives a blowjob and ejaculates into your nasal cavity.

Juanita got a salty dog from Juan.

by JoMomma530 July 4, 2023

salty pimp

To be a salty pimp means to have game or to be experienced in the art of attraction

Joe got a date with melinda joes a big ole salty pimp. Melinda being difficult to acquire a date with

by qwerty kid June 15, 2016