suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008

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A two bob nob.

Somebody who is a complete twat, usually wears a track suit & is unemployed. Most 'two bob's' have a stupid ass dog too, then you have a 'two bob nob with a dog.' Mostly located in council estate accomdation, these assholes have very low IQ's and little respect for anyone or anything. They are rubbish Chav's.

"Ooh just look at geezer at the back of the bus smoking dope & playing that shite music on his Ipod, he is definately 'A two bob nob.'

by Britannic January 29, 2009

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Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.

Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 08, 2009

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two scoops

1. Descriptor for a male/female that you think is hot stuff.

2. Can be used in half or no portions to describe a male/female who doesn't look bad and you would take home, but wouldn't tell anyone about later.

"Check out two scoops over there in the red sweater."

"Check the hottie over in the corner."
"Man, she's definately only one scoop at best."

"I asked Jessica to the dance, and she said she doesn't date people who aren't any scoops."

by sth21 November 17, 2005

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