Warm Turtle-Tank

Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."
by stonedcuddles March 19, 2017
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three eyed turtle

verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATM here.
Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!
by cog January 19, 2005
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Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.
I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!
by Hoody802 August 30, 2016
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Turtle Beach Hair

The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.
"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."

"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."
by SupraBro-93 February 05, 2010
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Frighten turtle syndrome

The act of the male penis retreating back into the pelvis area causing it to look like the head a Frighten turtle Also known as FTS
That water was damn cold I now have Frighten turtle syndrome (FTS)
by Wooha5062 April 26, 2010
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two turtles fucking

Usually reserved for jobs or activities that require hardhats. "Two turles fucking" is when a person takes off his/her hardhat and swiftly brings it down on top of another's hardhat still on other's head. It doesn't hurt like being cracked in the head, but it stings a bit and jars one's brain.
Worker: "Hey, ever heard two turtles fucking?"

New Guy: "No, what do they sound like?"

(Worker executes "two turtles fucking)

New Guy: "Owwww!"
by Pork King October 14, 2005
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burp your turtle

why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone
by fupabox April 29, 2009
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