stone

me

I am me my name is Stone.

by dingdongdinosaur February 4, 2024

Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours

I listened to my music and stoned out

by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018

Stones

The things that some would think make or break a foundation.

It was interesting how someone that loved to see aging buildings they called eyesores and didn't hold sacred (or aging people, plants, or animals for that matter) was quick to talk about overlooked stones (usually in reference to themself and how necessary they are) in a foundation.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Stone Woods

the blackest kid i know. niggga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga

dat nigga stone woods.

by Fishy ass kid October 19, 2019

Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.

I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025