Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
Get the Sharon Stoned Hairmug. someone who thinks they are all that and a bag of chips. a pretty mid person with very little friends. could possibly have hemroids. usually spotted outside because he has “alpha” tendencies. can pull your mom but not girls his age.
by weeniehutjr’s69 January 24, 2022
Get the sawyer stonemug. by SAS RECRUIT S9WR February 13, 2019
Get the Josh Stonemug. Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.
by Shit paper March 15, 2019
Get the stone age parentingmug. by Lineman_20 February 4, 2020
Get the Clayton Stonemug. by TheTallestPsychonaut March 3, 2021
Get the Ketney stonemug. The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)
by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015
Get the Session Stonedmug.