pop a hemi

hemi deriving from the word hemorrhoid, when you are so mad that the pressure of you blood rises the point the loose rectal vessel combusts.

(*this isn't biologically accurate*)

ah man ur dad was so mad when i ding dong ditched his house, i thought he would pop a hemi.

by n.c404 July 23, 2022

Pop a figgy

Rapid ejection of hard, compacted fecal matter in one’s underpants, typically brought on by a startling moment or a shocking sight.

Pop a figgy: I was hiking with my family yesterday when I accidentally stepped on a rattle snake. I popped a figgy then and there.

by skwurrelgirl July 2, 2016

Twisty pop

A twisty pop or twist pop is used to reference a bottle of soda, as opposed to a can of soda.

Hey grab me a twisty pop while your at the store.

I don't like canned pop, I prefer twist pop.

by Chris P. Bakon January 18, 2018

Cum Pop

The act of nutting in a girls asshole. And setting her in the freezer over night with a stick in her ass. This will leave you with a tasty treat and a dead girlfriend.

Me and my girl just made some cum pops

by Emma vejhrn October 18, 2019

Z-pop

It's used to describe russian propaganda pop music for example Shaman.

Hey have you listened to the new song I'm russian?
Yeah I love Z-pop!

by Attos November 7, 2022

Daddy Pop

A man who has birthed children and has no consideration if their feelings.

Corey is a Daddy Pop.

by A-little-pop-of-daddy February 22, 2022

Popping the Blackberry

The first time you have phone sex, or text sex.

I went on my first business trip so I texted my girlfriend to see if she wanted to try popping the blackberry.

by B. Nothing November 11, 2011