cummy monster

A non fictional character played and voiced by someone normally named Sam occasionally voiced by someone named Mitch. The cummy monster will eat you is a cute way of saying...... fuck me in the ass please. Normally brought up by a faggot

The cummy monster wants to come and get you!

by THC Cummy Worms May 4, 2020

Lake Monster

A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water

Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster

by SaltyJones March 7, 2009

Sink Monster

When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.

-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."

by Cama Zots February 4, 2009

Monster Nugget

A massive poo.

my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush

by ganga man June 15, 2011

cum monster

giant piles of cum

the cum monster

by kkkaaakkkl June 22, 2021

Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.

“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”

by Sossburger January 28, 2020

Rice monster

The word commonly refers to asians and is meant as a substitute for “nigger”

Damn John park, you a rice monster

by Datnigga1243 October 20, 2019