by LordSirKnight June 23, 2023

J Mack: Aye look at dis lil thot I fw..
Fatty: she de-….das a… nvm
J Mack: dis a wha?
Fatty: you slacking folks
J Mack: lord I’m finna smack tf out you g”
Fatty: yea ight.. but imma keep it 100 wit you that’s a whole man shorty
J Mack: oh what, put that on sum.
Fatty: on moo moo head
J Mack: ………. Igh, grab pole
Fatty: Roger that. * smiles
The end
Fatty: she de-….das a… nvm
J Mack: dis a wha?
Fatty: you slacking folks
J Mack: lord I’m finna smack tf out you g”
Fatty: yea ight.. but imma keep it 100 wit you that’s a whole man shorty
J Mack: oh what, put that on sum.
Fatty: on moo moo head
J Mack: ………. Igh, grab pole
Fatty: Roger that. * smiles
The end
by Sashasakks September 29, 2023

Candian Youtuber, Streamer, Coffee/Merch Dealer & Podcaster
Leader of the 'Dark Roast Cult' previously known as Shrug Squad
AKA: MattG124, MattGforMayor
Youtube:
A lesser known original Youtuber, known for his DareMattG series. He no longer does dare videos, not because of youtube standards but due to the audiences degeneracy.
Has many funny relatable skits on his channel.
'This vs That' a series that the Shrug Lord collaborated with Jay from 'Under Dentention' on where they argue what is better between This vs That. The first episode being that argument exactly.
Fixin' Things; a gag show where he "fixes" things.
Game or Shame; is it a good game or no? Collabed with Jay from 'Under Detention'
Podcast posts; now days due to YouTubes blacklisting he no longer does skits and posts some of his podcasts on his youtube channel
Streaming Career:
Started streaming via Youtube Live.
Moved to Twitch.tv for many years switching over the username Shrug Lord creating the Shrug Squad later turned Dark Roast Cult.
Moved to Tiktok
Podcasts:
'Grindhaus Movie Club' discusses horror movies and scary stories
Coffee and Merch:
There has been Merch since the DareMattG days.
He made a coffee brand 'Liquid Void'
He designs his own merch which includes shirts and enamel pins
Misc:
Has many cats, the original being Jojo a calico who has to be over 20 years old by now?
Has many tattoos including one of the DareMattG logo.
Had a huge beard for a few years.
A chill, funny dude.
Leader of the 'Dark Roast Cult' previously known as Shrug Squad
AKA: MattG124, MattGforMayor
Youtube:
A lesser known original Youtuber, known for his DareMattG series. He no longer does dare videos, not because of youtube standards but due to the audiences degeneracy.
Has many funny relatable skits on his channel.
'This vs That' a series that the Shrug Lord collaborated with Jay from 'Under Dentention' on where they argue what is better between This vs That. The first episode being that argument exactly.
Fixin' Things; a gag show where he "fixes" things.
Game or Shame; is it a good game or no? Collabed with Jay from 'Under Detention'
Podcast posts; now days due to YouTubes blacklisting he no longer does skits and posts some of his podcasts on his youtube channel
Streaming Career:
Started streaming via Youtube Live.
Moved to Twitch.tv for many years switching over the username Shrug Lord creating the Shrug Squad later turned Dark Roast Cult.
Moved to Tiktok
Podcasts:
'Grindhaus Movie Club' discusses horror movies and scary stories
Coffee and Merch:
There has been Merch since the DareMattG days.
He made a coffee brand 'Liquid Void'
He designs his own merch which includes shirts and enamel pins
Misc:
Has many cats, the original being Jojo a calico who has to be over 20 years old by now?
Has many tattoos including one of the DareMattG logo.
Had a huge beard for a few years.
A chill, funny dude.
by iceorthrus July 15, 2023

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024

by Lordbens fanboy1 September 29, 2017

A female that wants so much chivalry that she doesn't understand it hurts feminism. Other definitions of simplord hurt simps.
by georgia mannnnn February 13, 2021
