fart muffler

A term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile. The described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. Typically seen on Asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. The owner is a self-proclaimed "tool" who just needs to "cut that shit".
Hey, did you just see that fart muffler on that car?
Dude, why did you get that "gay" fart muffler?
by BBRX8 November 01, 2009
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fart wafter

Someone that is a connaisseur of flatulence. After release the fart wafter will cup their hand in an attempt to capture the odor and deliver it to the nose much like wine tasting.
I saw John in his office smelling his hand. It looks like he is a fart wafter.
by B warden March 26, 2007
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suck fart

The foul action of getting down on all fours, sucking air into your butt hole, and then farting it out in a fancy fashion.
"Wow, did you see Greg accidently poop out that raisinet when he suck farted in front of a crowd?"
by Bunnies. January 23, 2010
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fart muffler

The act of holding toilette paper over the rectum while passing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.
Because the ladies room was full, Erin used a fart muffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.
by SKN December 08, 2006
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fart and part

the act of farting before leaving a room
Man: Dude, Greg pulled a major fart and part before he left my house yesterday. The smell lasted forever!
by happytobe May 25, 2009
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fart weeder

one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart
i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours
by mr. garbear December 10, 2016
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Ass Fart

A bum who won’t get out of bed.
Yo get up!

No
Leave him alone he’s being a ass fart
by Wheybolic July 01, 2019
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