Dan Caddick

There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.

Man 1: Hey why did your girl leave you?

Man 2: Dan Caddick.

by N1SS4N GTR July 5, 2022

Dan

Most adorable person out there, not as adorable as my Dan

UwU Dan

by Bakugou:) November 1, 2019

Dan Chance

When you go to a party, sit sober the whole time and make no moves on any women.

I did a proper dan chance at that party last night

by Lxxxx January 2, 2021

Dan Wall

Satirist working primarily through video and writings.

Saying what you do not mean to get across what you do mean in art form.

"My latest video is a bit Dan Wall, but I think it is still black and white as to what is right and wrong."

by Mark Turin September 26, 2009

snapper dan

a very skinny man with no calves

wow that dude is skinny with no calves he must be snapper dan

by grace slayyywood September 13, 2022

Dan

A bitch nigga but a good dood with a very very big pp

That one nigga a dan bro on jah

by Nibbajah August 17, 2020

Black Dan

A type of African american who typically lives in wealthier areas of the united states, but pretend to be a thug and usually end up doing something stupid and getting caught leading to legal punishment

Black Dan groped a girl last night and now hes being charged with assault. What a twit

by Shenshang March 28, 2020