Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.

"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."

by hesusismighty February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!

The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.

by CBNationKrae February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.

For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.

Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."

by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010

canada talk

canadian's talk WAY different then americans, they say "eh" at the begining or end of a sentence. im canadian and i dont even know i say that, but when i when to the USA i got called out for it.

"ya see, Canadian's mostly talk like a mix of an Irish accent and a lot of slang, like they say things like, eh, or ya. a lot of Americans think we live in igloos and have pets moose's and beavers, but ya only see them once in a while. so this is Canada talk for ya, eh?"

by dog lover god October 23, 2022

Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."

Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."

by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010

Canada (ROBLOX)

The user "Canada" on the website ROBLOX is one of the many rare usernames on the website. He was recently terminated so all of his information on when he joined is unavailable at this moment. His alternate account is "McDonalds" another rare account name. It seems Canada is a well known active user on ROBLOX until up to he was terminated.

"Hey Canada (ROBLOX) I like your username. It's really rare."

by Some dude on Urban Dictionary April 24, 2021

Canada

Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.

Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020