California

the most original name on earth, especially if you live in California.

very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot

California's so gorgeous today I wish I were her

by usjsjsjwkaaknsnsjw November 21, 2021

California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019

California Boyfriend

A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.

To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.

“I can’t wait to go back home for the holidays, I get to visit Michael, my California boyfriend”

by MrWebber October 9, 2025

California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it

John gave me a California crockpot

by Yes’m October 10, 2020

California Clencher

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.

Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!

by Teleflux September 11, 2021

california broke

When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent

Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!

How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!

by rmurill1 February 6, 2021