The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
by GoneSquatchin’ April 02, 2018
Terry: Hey man how are you doing.
James: Not good, I was the victim of a California Slime by Jessica, Debby, and Amber.
James: Not good, I was the victim of a California Slime by Jessica, Debby, and Amber.
by Godzilla's Left Nut April 01, 2025
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A California Pickle is a sexual position which is used when a persos from California is rawdogging his partner and grabs his jar of pickled socks and shoves it in her mouth.
by Bigsmokeeatsplums April 25, 2023
Sparkly crystals typically found on pavement in parking ramps, parking lots and sides of streets. These crystals are mined through efforts of extreme greed, mainly in the regions of San Francisco, Oakland and San Jose. Authorities haven’t pursued the regulation of the harvesting of these crystals and in fact encouraged it through policy decisions leaving the free market to drive their harvesting. Entities like Safelite and AAA have greatly profited greatly from the sharp rise in their popularity. Generally harvested by lower class populations due to the low bar to enter this highly lucrative sector, it has lead to explosive growth. Driven by demand, consumers don’t seem to care the color or clarity unlike more traditional precious stones, gray, green and blue are the most common shades.
“Wow, look at all these California Diamonds on the ground in this parking garage! I don’t think these are ethnically sourced, let’s park somewhere else.”
by midwestisthebestwest August 12, 2023
The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
When a girl gets sunburnt and then you ejaculate all over her back causing her to burn.
you then titty fuck them.
you then titty fuck them.
ejaculate California Sunbathe
by cokane1207 June 08, 2011