fart muffler

A term used to describe an annoyingly loud and unusually large cannister muffler installed on an automobile. The described is usually seen at the rear of the vehicle. Typically seen on Asian automobiles, although rare sightings have been seen also to be installed on a domestic vehicle. The owner is a self-proclaimed "tool" who just needs to "cut that shit".

Hey, did you just see that fart muffler on that car?
Dude, why did you get that "gay" fart muffler?

by BBRX8 October 31, 2009

fart muffler

The act of holding toilette paper over the rectum while passing gas in a public restroom stall in order to conceal the noise of flatulating.

Because the ladies room was full, Erin used a fart muffler to conceal her true intentions in the stall.

by SKN December 9, 2006

Fart Marmot

When a girl has a hairy asscrack it is considered a fart marmot.

"Holy crap, when she bent over you could see her hairy fart marmot."

by kattih February 9, 2009

the gringo fart

the all mighty ,holy grail of farts,the loudest,smelliest fart in all existence...

i have never smelled the gringo fart my sir

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

Fart Smella

Smart fella by day
Fart smella by night

You’re always fart smellaing me bro

by M money and big k February 18, 2022

Fear Fart

When you get so scared that you release flatulence.

I was watching this scary movie and it made me fear fart.

by NFuse September 22, 2013

Jetson fart

Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.

I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.

by Brodium Dudeconate July 13, 2010