HISTORY PRE-TEST

When life comes to a halt and asks you one question...What do you know about history? The British are coming, Obviously there was the first and the fifth president, Johnny Depp has several islands, some painter guy was gay, A.D. means after death, B.C. means before Christ, and A.C.D.C. I still have no idea what that means, my previous history teacher should have been fired for cussing, Hawaiians believed in spirits, destiny child broke up, and I love that documentary with that one chocolate factory and that kid ummm yeah Charlie.

O MA GOD IT'S THE HISTORY PRE-TEST. MY COMEDIC TALENT IS AT USE BECAUSE THIS TEST HAS NO AFFECT ON MY GRADE.
TEACHER: HON I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS HISTORY PRE-TEST MORE SERIOUSLY TOWARDS FINALS, BUT FOR NOW MAKE ME LAUGH.
WHO IS THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER IN THE WORLD MRS. G

by STANDUPCOMEDY April 22, 2021

lick test

When deciding amongst upon which significant other would best suit your needs, ask yourself' who's face would you rather lick?

I thought Susie was all that but Sally's is the face I'd rather lick. She passes the lick test. I bet you she drinks lots of tea & occasionally eats Ramen.

by Allah Ah May 25, 2024

Test

Test test test

Test tessstest

by Shfshf March 4, 2021

Taylor Test

A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.

Oh you got a new car? Have you given it the Taylor Test yet?

by TeamAbzy June 1, 2024

Another test

Another test is a expression to do a test

Another test is again

by xMrTRex November 8, 2020

Summer Tests

At the end of each school year before you leave for three holy months the bollox teachers give you tests that define your learning for the year

E.g 1:Teacher: “This is all preparation for your leaving/junior cert. The summer tests are very important for your school profile.

E.g. 2:Kid: “ Shite do we have a test today”

Teacher : “Yes we do Paddy I have mean telling you this for the past three weeks.

by sebstanlover06 June 27, 2021

test

word used to test some feature like urban dictionary

i will write 'test' let's see how far it will take me

by goodest goyo of them all June 24, 2018