(aka: H-Town Special) When the Cincinnati Shuffle wasn’t enough, so you go back for round 2. This time with hot, cream-filled doughnuts in both hands used in a pissed off rage.
Billy: “I guess I didn’t do a good enough job the first time! You’ll be begging for mercy when I get finished with this Houston Town Special!”
William: “Dear God, please not again!”
William: “Dear God, please not again!”
by NillyBelson May 15, 2020
Get the Houston Town Specialmug. Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.
by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009
Get the Special Needs Goosemug. A derogative term that borrows from both the concept of the "blue-plate special" and the practice of "blue flaming" to suggest a generic knucklehead, most likely male.
by jshmish September 20, 2009
Get the blue flame specialmug. Zak Craig Special: A filthy sex move named after a famous Infiniti G37 car forum admin loved and hated by many.
"When you and your liberal minded friends snowflakes circle jerk onto a picture of replica wheels (which are normally used in slammed camber gang car shows). The last one to ejaculate loses the competition and then must perform oral sex on the anuses of the winning participants.
"When you and your liberal minded friends snowflakes circle jerk onto a picture of replica wheels (which are normally used in slammed camber gang car shows). The last one to ejaculate loses the competition and then must perform oral sex on the anuses of the winning participants.
A butthurt forum member was performing the Zak Craig Special and failed to finish on time so he had to eat the booty like groceries.
by stereoguy247 October 10, 2017
Get the Zak Craig Specialmug. Used to describe a situation when a person is fighting a smaller and less aggressive enemy but got knocked the fuck out because he doesn't know how to avoid a blatantly telegraphed kick or hit.
Johnny just got his KTFO. He was knocked out by some scrawny kid sticking his foot in the air and he just ran right into it. He caught the Daniel Laruso special.
The brothers gotta learn how to duck.
The brothers gotta learn how to duck.
by Lord Fabulous September 15, 2009
Get the The Daniel Laruso specialmug. Chris went to Planet Pizza and ordered a Jeff Sokol Special.
I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.
I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.
by Rian Gigs January 29, 2023
Get the Jeff Sokol specialmug. The Jiggly cock special takes place during sexual intercourse. The male forces his partners mouth open and pees in it. He then turns around and uses her mouth as a toilet and proceeds to take a shit inside of her mouth. Once his bowels are empty, he turns around and with his jiggly cock, he begins to stir and mix the concoction. Once the lumps are stirred efficiently, the male walks as far away from the bed as possible and with a running start, jumps inside of his partners vagina with his cock jiggling egregiously midair whilst screaming “AWWW GRANDMAAA!”
by Jigglycock December 28, 2020
Get the Jiggly Cock Specialmug.