slap and tickle

To fuck, of course.

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

taint slap

To rub your taint on to your hand and slap a chum in the face.

Billy taint slapped eddie in the face, leaving his face sweaty and poopy.

by joey September 20, 2003

Fruit-Slap

Any kind of fruit drink (punch) that is extremely watered down.
Rendering it undeserving of the name punch, thus the name fruit-slap (also hawaiian slap).

Randy:"how's your fruit punch?"
Jimmy:"it sucks."
Jimmy:"its more like fruit-slap."

by Jimmy Agrios June 17, 2008

baby slap

A baby slap is a slap that is even weaker than a bitch slap. You might ass well just slide your hands against a niggas face. It is an extremely pussy slap. If you baby slap someone you are most likely gonna get your ass beat.

This bitch ass nigga jus baby slapped me cause he don't even lift.

So I upper cut that bitch.

by noneofyafuckinbiz November 22, 2013

granny slap

A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"

John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.

by thelastcard November 22, 2011

Kebab Slap

Being forcefully slapped in the face with a kebab.

''Dude, I've just been kebab slapped and it was awesome''

by Slap that kebab January 6, 2009

Norris slap

Same thing as a kerry slap, except the slap to the head is replaced with a swift roundhouse kick.

Chuck norris is the only man alive to have ever norris slapped a women while ripping a beating heart out of a mans chest.

by anonymous7876 August 4, 2006