Scottish Missile

shooting your load up into the air and then ducking under the slop so it lands on your back.

" I hope those cameras are on, 'cuz I'm about to Scottish Missile myself."

by beeverman April 30, 2015

Scottish Fillet

You insert a fist into the anus and extend your fingers as though to give a high-five. You the rotate your hand 90 degrees, close your fingers back into a fist, then remove the hand.

"Yo, dude! I broke my thumb last night giving your mom the Scottish Fillet!"

by sin(π) September 12, 2015

scottish sweater

When youre jacking off while on your back and you vomit onto your chest.

My mom walked in while I was jerkin it and it scared me so badly that I gave myself a scottish sweater.

by The most putrid of poptarts February 10, 2017

Scott

A complete jackass whose too pussy to do anything his mother wouldn't want him to do, other than sit on cock and piss people off
He often dresses like a 52year old virgins, but in reality he was fucked by a pony age 7

Despite all of this, he's a good friend and kinda like the dumbfuck brother I never had, he's a member of the weirdo friends I call my dis-functional family

He's such an ass, but he's kinda funny, a real Scott

by Wagwarn peng ting? March 7, 2017

Scott

A fat gay jew

That guy is such a Scott, he is ugly as fuck.

by Potoman12 March 20, 2017

scott jacobs

A company owner of an amazing home improvement "if you can dream it I can build it" JHI

724-417-0502 <- phone number

~Gary Crivelli

Call Scott jacobs

by Gary crivelli November 3, 2017

Scott’s Balls

Similar to “Scots Balls” but much smaller in size at birth until the age of 40. At 40, the Hornone flow, cause’s the Scots Balls to become large Purple Balls. There is a tendency for the man that think they are “Wise Guys Balls” to have this health condition. Also known as, Big Sac.

#BigSac #ScotsBalls #PurpleBalls #WiseGuys

Since they were purple in pigmentation, He was born with Scott’s Balls ; which turned into a Big Sac at age 40.

by Guruji Irv December 4, 2017