Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale November 17, 2015

Rip

Are you tired of the current insults present in the dictionary? Do you wish there were more specific but also kinda broad ways to insult poeple? Well good jolly i have an insult for you! rip is a word thats used to describe someone extremely unoriginal and average. The middle-man of every situation. If its the expected average, hes a rip. He conforms to 99% of the population. Nothing unique about him.

"Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight? "
"Nah man its full of rips"
;

"Yo man do you want a ciggarette?"
"What do you think i am, a rip?"

by FryMan9000 September 8, 2023

ripped the ass out of my pants

This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.

Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"

by Mejo December 16, 2014

Ripped

Ripped}- it means "wrong" "disgusting" "manky" "ugly" "weird" or "sick" (in a cool way, not actually i got the flu sick)
and sometimes you can use it to describe someones reputation.

person1- "your new shoes are ripped man,"
person2- "thanks!

by Aye its anna June 16, 2018

rip and rocket

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one

Friend: How was the wax job?
Me: It was good. She gave me the ol' rip and rocket
Friend: Sick!

by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017

rip monster

A lament for the death of any loved thing but mainly as an affirmation of sarcastic fail. Originally from a classic 4chins image board post. “Monster was a good DOGGO. He chased the postman, ate bacon. Mom was gonna take him to the Vet but she couldn’t afford it. Monster died today. Rip Monster.”

Tony says ‘Hey watch me Kickflip this 12step.’ (Eats shit)
Bam responds, ewwww, RIP MONSTER’

by Astrofox21 December 7, 2022

rip

basically what someone will say if they have no interest in talking to you

Joe: "hey, I really miss you"
Karen: "oh rip lol😂"

by Sudanz Savior88 August 6, 2019