The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.
Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter
Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter
Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career
by piss jerking October 14, 2014
Get the piss jerking mug.A gay man who likes to be urinated on and/or who drinks another man's urine as part of a sexual encounter
Did you see that piss queen with the piss flowing onto his face, into his mouth and down his chest? He was swallowing! That's hot!
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Get the piss queen mug.peeing/ urinating very fast or swiftly because-
1) you are in a hurry coz ur fav T.V. show has started
2) loo smells bad
3) someone else has to use the bathroom
normally people take a fast piss because of the 2nd reason.
1) you are in a hurry coz ur fav T.V. show has started
2) loo smells bad
3) someone else has to use the bathroom
normally people take a fast piss because of the 2nd reason.
hey man, your loo smells so bad. First, i decided not to go in there but it was urgent so i took a fast piss.
by sudanny October 23, 2009
Get the fast piss mug.The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.
Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.
Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)
Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.
Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)
Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."
The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
by dablainester July 17, 2009
Get the piddle-piss mug.When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
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