Gluten Bag

1. A way of saying Guten Tag, except it's funny. And basically, a way of being a jackass except german!

2. A bag of Gluten.

Someone: "Hey dude!"

You: "Gluten Bag my good sir!"
Someone: "What?"

by Blue_Angels March 11, 2023

stupid bag

Ugly, unpleasant woman who is dirty and disgusting to you

She was a stupid bag, she looked naff and sounded naff.

by Thebagfiles June 25, 2019

felch bag

A demeaning insult used to put down others or to destroy character even more so than using the term duche bag. Related to felch. Following anal sex the male removes his penis from the females rectum. The male proceeds to insert a straw into his bitches ass hole... and sucks ejaculate out of the rectum in which it was deposited. This process is usually followed by a long passionate kiss. When you call someone this, you are telling them that they are dirty as fuck.

zip it ya felch bag

damn Alby ur the biggest fuckin felch bag i know

by Kutch January 19, 2008

Been Bagged

Simply means you’ve been sent to prison

I’ve been bagged for selling crack

by mj cuzzy January 03, 2021

Milk bagging

Breast feeding in public with no regard
(often involves full reveal of the nipple, and/or a visible leakage of milk)

Omg, I cant believe, that lady milk bagging in the Gap store

by Castle42 June 14, 2020

bag of morris

slang for weed. Popularized by the late and great Action Bronson

Yo man you can’t just spark up my bag of morris and not invite me.

by Bobby Bitch November 24, 2017

Blue Bagging

Holding a blue Forest Service bag below your asshole and taking a shit, usually done in the far depths of the wilderness to protect the environment and other adventurers' well-being. These are most common in snowy mountain environments where buried poop would become exposed again within a few weeks.

(National Forest Ranger): Thanks for signing into the climbing register! In case you haven't heard, there's no toilet on the mountain this year. Did you pick up some of our waste disposal bags?

(Hiker): You mean the things you take a dump into? Yup...

(Forest Ranger): And you know about our ongoing campaign, right? -- Don't throw the bags into crevasses or pit toilets, carry them (filled with poo) all the way back and throw them in the trash.

(Hiker): Great... blue bagging it once again.

by MountainClimber August 02, 2012