Front hand

Your penis.

I only talked to this chick for an hour before she was shaking my front hand in the bathroom.

by Ad-roq September 19, 2016

hand cuckold

An artisan blend of cuckold. Usually higher in quality and popular with "the hipsters".

"I like shopping here. All of their rats are hand cuckolded"

by gadurp1 October 13, 2014

hand kink

when someone is obsessed and loves hands

payton loves ryans hands. She is obsessed with them that she even has a collection! She has a hand kink!

by Ponyoooo May 28, 2022

Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

by JugJuggler December 5, 2017

midget hands

When a persons hands are cold and cabbage like. The person is usually trying to be annoying and their touch is unwelcome in the situation.

Get your midget hands away from me it's freezing cold

by smartspears92 June 16, 2014

Hand-Candy

Hand-candy is simply another word for a penis. The defining feature here being the masturbation or hand job motion that involves a grabbing action with a hand, as one would a pile of candy. Candy is also something that one might later put in their mouth, and represents the penis as a treat.

"All the girls wanted to grab a fistful of James's Hand-Candy"

by winch guy August 20, 2014

Hound Hand

The realisation that your hand smells like a dogs coat after you have patted it.

Christo - "Carlos! I just patted your mutt and now I've got Hound Hand..Mah!"

Carlos "Ha, Mutt 1 Christo Zero!"

by Splintergroup72 February 26, 2010