When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.
(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)
(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)
by sudnvm May 30, 2020
by AMLux June 20, 2018
A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.
Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
Jim: So what did you do?
Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.
Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
by those defs December 08, 2015
When a person is 'Hot Ugly' it means that if you looked at them physically and didn't take into consideration their voice, personality or confidence level, they would be ugly, however with the full package they are hot!
People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.
People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.
"That guy was so 'Hot Ugly', I wouldn't look twice at him in the street but he was so funny, charming and confident that I couldn't help but sleep with him."
by simon pottasy July 30, 2023
The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.
Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.
by VoyagerII April 11, 2022
Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
That is the definition, of Trump.
Yay! That ugly ass bitch of an ex president that deserves everything bad that happens to him left the White House!
by hi caca January 20, 2021