Music edging

When someone plays music to the very end of the song and then in the last 10 seconds, changes to a new song. This may continue multiple times and result in instant satisfaction when one finally finishes.

"Dude stop music edging me, let this one fucking play!"

by Liljoxford August 31, 2019

musical fantasy

Similarly to sexual fantasies, a musical fantasy is when one imagines themselves playing music in amazing situations (such as your own epic saxophone solo, perfect harmony, or an awesome cover of that one song).

I had a musical fantasy about my own band last night, but I know it'll never happen because I'm too shy.

by UrbanCommision May 2, 2018

music mirage

A really good song that doesn’t reflect what the artist actually makes. Often not even in the same genre.

I really liked the black seminole but it seems like it was just a music mirage.

by TheDimensionist February 9, 2023

palm music

Honking your horn at the moron on the road while driving. Named as such because the honking "music" is being played with the palm of the hand.

"This jerk thinks he can just sit on the road and block traffic? Maybe a little palm music will get him moving."

by DJKydKrazy May 12, 2016

Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.

Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

Penis music

An insult used against corny music

Person 1“Have you heard this before *plays penis music*
Person 2“No lol what is that penis music lmao”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

the grinch, the musical

(noun) a musical created by three box office attendants that will knock your socks off.
Narrated by Jim Carrey
(based off the Jim Carrey film, not Benedict Cumberbatch, no Benny C.)

"expect to laugh, cry, and sing along to The Grinch, THE MUSICAL!"

by TheGrinchBitch June 23, 2022