irks me

Meaning annoys me.

It flipping irks me when he leave the toilet seat up! And pisses everywhere.

by Milothecat June 27, 2016

me-porn

Amateur pornography, erotica, and other materials by, for, and about the user, utilized to promote lust and / or love of self in the user. (Others may help in the production of the materials.)

Sunshine spends all day looking at all her me-porn. She must have a terabyte of blog posts and naked pics of herself, that's all she does with her time, look at me-porn and play with herself.

by Kia Gabrielle McLean December 15, 2008

UD'ed me

When someone looks up your name on Urban Dictionary and uses it as an attack post towards you.

Ashley Quinn wrote
at 1:44am tomorrow
Ricky - Urban Dictionary

the fattest whore ever.

ricky - adj. - a term meaning, homosexual. it could also be used for describing a transvestite.

cashew dick or dick that looks like a peanut or cashew.


Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 1:46am tomorrow

Oh no you UD'ed me.

by Ricky Foxwell February 17, 2009

FORGIVE ME

Two words that define you when one of your waifus not care about you, the other is hanging out with a other friend and your husbando is mad at you.

"PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
"Forgive me please!"

by Everyoelikesme August 13, 2020

king me

another word for blow me; boss me

yo bitch king me

hey carl king me, yea boy, check mate

by azario November 13, 2006

Nagel Me!

Nagel means beer.

Origins began with Naegele's Rule(Nagel’s Rule) is a standard way of determining a pregnancy due date. When a man finds out his partner is pregnant whether planned or unplanned he usually needs a beer.

Random Rob: Hey man you goin to the fridge?

Shawn: Sure buddy
Random Rob: Jane’s pregnant, Nagel Me!

Shawn grabs a beer and tosses it to Random Rob.

by ···DUG99··· September 6, 2019

Excovisionalize me

To tell someone to give them confidence, to explain they need a modest push.

Tell me something that gives me courage. Friend; like wht, why? Me: something that makes me feel like I can handle this for both of us, tell me something that shows me we can and I’m difficult times I’ll have patience. Friend; like Excovisionalize me , excovisionalize us.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019