Matt Rife

sexiest man alive and funniest man alive

Matt Rife is hot!

by MCLOVINMILKS January 6, 2024

Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.

Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.

by Uppies January 9, 2024

Matt-Milnered

When a person plays psychological warfare with you with out your knowledge . A gaslighting sociopathic narcissist with mommy issues A person who uses up people and leaves when there's nothing left to find another victim.

A person that destroys lives

Poor GG she was so successful until she got Matt-Milnered, now she has to start over. good thing she isa survivor

by Vengeancewillbmine January 11, 2024

Matt

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short

Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that

by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024

Matt

A homosexual

Matt: "I like having dicks in my ass"

by Johnathan_Appleman January 15, 2024

Matt greenberg

The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.

Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.

That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg

by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024

Matt Brooks

Cute Butt. Massive Penis.

Do you see Matt Brooks over there? What a babe!

by Icantake5upthebutt January 16, 2024